El-Randissimo

As in... The Random One?

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Well, that's something. by El-Randissimo, literature

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Well, that's something.

"And so," a dreary voice went on, dripping with how monotone it was, "The reason we do this is because we're all idiots." Well, that was of no help whatsoever, I must say. I mean, I understand that Jake here is trying to help, really, I'm not trying to undermine his effort or anything, but... This helps me how, exactly? The fact we're all idiots isn't something I'm going to argue, since, well, quite frankly, it's true. Without a doubt, I honestly believe deep down inside of me that he's right, we're all idiots, and we need to think about that every moment of everyday, because perhaps then we'll stop taking ourselves so seriously. But then

The boat is a boat. by El-Randissimo, literature

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The boat is a boat.

WELL. That's what I usually tell people, at any rate. Because, really, look at it. It's a boat. What else could it possibly be? Well, other than a yacht, I guess. BUT THAT'S STILL A BOAT! At least, it was last time I checked. I could be wrong, maybe they changed it since the last time I looked into a dictionary. Not that I ever read dictionaries for fun, mind you, but sometimes it's useful to read up on this kind of thing. In any way possible. But as I was saying, there's no other thing it could be, it's impossible for it to be anything other than a boat. Well, maybe scrap metal, but that's being nitpicky if you ask me. And so, what m

A Phantom at the Opera by El-Randissimo, literature

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A Phantom at the Opera

Johann's fingers pressed down on the keys with relish as he skillfully drew out the first note for his piece, the round sound bellowing its way across the auditorium. His lips stretched into a satisfied smile when he heard the furtive whispers and giggles from the crowd; he thought as much, he expected them to react this way after his initial appearance. It wasn't too much of a stretch to say that pleasant provocation was a feat Johann had practised on numerous occasions when it came to performances. The last thing an artist should fail at was presentation, after all; failing to successfully catch your audience's eye was the surest way to an

Ma gloire, mon bonheur. by El-Randissimo, literature

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Ma gloire, mon bonheur.

Mel stared at the image of the crowd that was portrayed on the inside of her lenses, facing the window with folded arms as the footage Melody was showing her scanned the entire audience, making slow rounds of the seats. Occasionally she caught a glimpse of golden-red waves bouncing around, half expecting it to be her daughter, except the child was too old, or was a man, or their companion looked nothing like François. Mel frowned, gloved fingers tapping her biceps lightly as Melody switched to footage of the balcony level. -- There, the tired, nervous looking man leaning towards Mireille as she whispered in his ear, a small smile creep

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Well, that's something. by El-Randissimo, literature

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Well, that's something.

The boat is a boat. by El-Randissimo, literature

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The boat is a boat.

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A Phantom at the Opera

Ma gloire, mon bonheur. by El-Randissimo, literature

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Ma gloire, mon bonheur.

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You Better Not Cry: Krampus, the Yuletide Bad Cop by GO, journal

You Better Not Cry: Krampus, the Yuletide Bad Cop

Apr 21, 2016

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INTERMISSION: A Harmonian suprise

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A buzz of activity is happening on board the ‘Strait of Leo’, the ship in which the Division members were sailing on. The crew seemed excited. Decks were gleaming in the sunlight, the masts were blowing stiff in the sea breeze and the salty air refreshing. And for once in this whole entire month journey - the sea was calm. The P.A. system within the ship crackled and the captain’s voice resounded through every room: “Morning, landlubbers. We hope ye all be havin’ a fun time onboard our ship. But if ye didn’t then too bad, who cares~! Tis be an exciting time now that we broke away from the rocky seas and

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If I wasn't weird, would I be normal? Yes.

RPs I'm in:

: Mélodie; Character Sheet; Relationship Chart

Johann Ludwig Klein; Character Sheet; Relationship Chart

: Hideaki

: Candice

Check these RPs out. They've inspired OCs from me, but I won't be joining them.

RP I was previously in:

: Qualb, Character Sheet

RPs I haven't joined but would like to join/am considering joining:

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M33w

Aug 21, 2015

Hello there, how goes it?? It's 4:25 in the morning! I honestly hope you are sleeping haha

El-Randissimo

Aug 22, 2015

I was sleeping, don't worry! You, though, also need regular sleeping hours. ;;; That's something we ought to work on...

Migi47

Jun 1, 2015

Thanks for the

kimitama

Jan 22, 2015

yo it's been a while HOW YOU DOIN EL :V

El-Randissimo

Jan 22, 2015

I AM DOING FIIIIIINE, KIMI, WHAT ABOUT YOU? How's life been treating you?

kimitama

Jan 25, 2015

I SWEAR YOUR ICON HAS CHANGED LIKE 3 TIMES SINCE I SAW THIS MESSAGE- HOWLS

I'm good! Just in college ;D what have you been up to?

El-Randissimo

Jan 25, 2015

It has, I couldn't decide which one I wanted to settle on. XD;

And that's awesome! How's that going for you? Meanwhile, I've not been doing too much, I guess, school and playing games for the most part.